Jokes

How To Snag A Goodnight Kiss

Published: Mar 14, 2013 by ongags Filed under: Jokes


If Mario wasn't a Plumber

Published: Mar 16, 2012 by ongags Filed under: Jokes

The Eskimo and Scotsman

Published: Feb 7, 2012 by ongags Filed under: Jokes

One afternoon, in a land where Eskimos and Scotsman run into each other on the highway fairly often, an Eskimo was driving down the road when his truck breaks down. Shortly after, a friendly Scotsman pulls off to the side of the road to help him.


Getting Bank of America By The Balls

Published: Feb 7, 2012 by ongags Filed under: Jokes

A little old lady walks into Bank of America and asks to open a savings account. The new accounts receptionist first thinks this is strange, probably because everyone is leaving them for credit unions now. At any rate, the accounts person asks her how much she wanted to deposit to open the account, and the little old lady replies, "Three million dollars." The accounts person is startled, and says, "In what form?" and the little old lady says, "Cash. I've got it right here in this bag..."


Those Dirty Pirates

Published: Feb 7, 2012 by ongags Filed under: Jokes

A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour. ''There's the plank for trouble makers, there's the deck that needs swabbing everyday and there's the barrel for all you sexual needs.''


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